Secretive Maybe-Gay Dead British Spy Still Maybe-Gay

When last we checked in on the dead maybe-murdered maybe-gay Gareth Williams MI6 spy story — back in September! — we were learning about how he may have locked himself allegedly into his own sports bag? Now, at Christmas-time, no less, we are learning a few things! For one, an investigator believes “that someone else had been involved in putting Williams into the bag.” Well good, the laws of physics remain unchallenged! A few other things? Bondage website browser history, for one. “Detectives also found a £15,000 collection of unworn women’s designer clothing, including tops, dresses and shoes, in his wardrobe.” (Collection includes Louboutin! Also, he was (secretly) a fashion design student at a local school!) And then something something gay bars, drag shows, and a visit to the apartment by a “casually dressed Mediterranean couple.” (Uh oh. That sounds like something from a Haneke movie?) And here’s your police statement of the day: “despite the women’s clothing, possible visit to the gay bar and drag act tickets, police did not know for certain that Williams was gay.”