Other Things That Are Equal To Congress' Current Approval Rating (13%)
by Abe Sauer
Percentage of Germans who would “welcome a Führer.” **
Percentage of teens who say they’ve uploaded nude photos of themselves. **
Percentage of doctors who claim they would close their doors rather than accept cuts to Medicare. **
The adult illiteracy rate in America in 1986 (Today’s rate: 14%). **
Percentage, in early 2008, of Americans who believed Obama was a Muslim (currently at 18 percent). **
Percentage of Americans who believe Obama was not born in the United States. **
Year-over-year increase in online holiday shopping. **
Percentage of people who admitting to driving drunk in the last year. **
Approval rating of Vice President Dick Cheney at the time he left office.
Share of mobile data accounted for by YouTube. **
The current unemployment rate in Clark County, Washington. **
Percentage of time Fox News argues Bush spent on vacation in the first months of his Presidency, as opposed to others assertions of 42 percent. **
Percentage increase over 2009 of unmarried couples choosing to cohabitant. **
Percentage who thought Rod Blagojevich was doing “a good job” so “fuck all of you.” **
Abe Sauer knows the numbers.