Amazingly, The Snakes A Man Smuggled On A Flight From Jakarta To Abu Dhabi Yesterday Did Not Escape...

Amazingly, The Snakes A Man Smuggled On A Flight From Jakarta To Abu Dhabi Yesterday Did Not Escape, Slither Into The Interior Of The Fuselage, And Spring Out Of Toilet To Attack Passengers’ Genitals

“There was no real-life replay of the 2006 thriller ‘Snakes on a Plane’ during the flight.”
 — A man was arrested in Abu Dhabi yesterday for smuggling four snakes, two parrots and a squirrel from Indonesia to the United Arab Emirates yesterday. But, as CBS News assures us, horrible and thrilling tragedy was avoided.