12 Listicles Without Commentary From 2010
• Biggie’s Oeuvre (Including the Junior M.A.F.I.A. Album ‘Conspiracy,’ But Excluding ‘Duets’) In Order
• The Top 25 Things Strangers Have Said or Typed Upon Connecting with Me on ChatRoulette This Weekend
• The 22 Greatest Songs Written For Commercials
• Selected Liz Phair Songs, Presented in Order of Ratio of Elation to Despair
• Lesser Known Members of Black Sabbath
• Winona Ryder and a Bunch of Other People Who Are Turning (*Or Would Have Turned) 40 Next Year
• Letters I Would Consent to Have Sex With, in Descending Order
• Things Visible in the Windows of the Apartment Building Across the Way
• Cost Per Tweet of Notable Twitter Users Partnered with ‘Sponsored Tweets’