Worst Art Brunch Ever To Be Held

“For Art Basel, Ms. Rubell is hosting a breakfast at the Rubell Family Collection titled ‘Just Right,’ engineered to wow finicky creatives. To score their meal, guests must squeeze through a jagged hole in the courtyard wall and wander through an overgrown field to an empty house. There, they will find a buffet installation: thousands of bowls and pedestals of porridge, brown sugar, raisins and milk.”
 — LOL. Pass!