What I've Learned From Dudes In Bars

“Sometimes at bars or other young-people places, guys want to talk to me. Let’s talk, totally! Eventually, though, I like to let them know that I’m married (six years on Friday) and have a kid (one year on some day in the recent past!). We’re all busy people, I don’t want to waste anyone’s time. But, go figure, instead of moving on, they sometimes like to stick around and give me their important thoughts and advice on marriage and parenting, right now.”