The Awl To Merge With Any Magazine That'll Have Us!

David Cho: I love it when Tina Brown takes a metaphor too far.
Choire Sicha: SO GOOD.
David Cho: We should buy a magazine. Which ones are available?
Choire Sicha: Alex and I have a short list.
David Cho: A VERY SHORT LIST?
Choire Sicha: Oh heh. Well, we were thinking… Barely Legawl?
Choire Sicha: Or what about Detawls?
David Cho: Hmm.
Choire Sicha: Wawlpaper???
David Cho: I guess that would be appropriate. Cookieawl. Am I doing this right???
Choire Sicha: ….
Choire Sicha: Well, I also really want Monocawl.
David Cho: Tawlk. There’s one for you.
Choire Sicha: Ouch.