Silvio Berlusconi Is The Italian Dream

How to throw a party, Berlusconi-style: “”There were lots of young girls, I think they were minors but we didn’t speak to each other as we were told not to talk. I gave my number to Berlusconi’s secretary, I can’t remember her name, she was his organiser and she said I would be called again. I was called on my mobile by Berlusconi. He said ‘I am the dream of Italians’ I said, ‘who is this ?’ and he said ‘It’s the Prime Minister of Italy.’ It was a beautiful moment to get to know him.” In related news, Berlusconi denies the US government’s assessment that his “frequent late nights and penchant for partying hard mean he does not get sufficient rest.” Sure, he’ll host a party once a month or so, but it’s always a “dignified and elegant” affair.