New Dish On The Menu In Hell: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Stew

“Lidl is destroying the magic of Christmas by selling dead reindeer.”
 — Animal rights activists are protesting the British supermarket chain Lidl’s selling of reindeer steaks. Gordon Ramsay, the celebrity chef from “Hell’s Kitchen,” makes a stew out of Santa’s beloved pets. (Sounds tasty, actually. With red wine and chocolate. Dark chocolate, of course, Hmm-hmm-hmmwaah-ah-ah-ahhh.)