Let's Not Ever Have A Week Like This Again

November came on, and wow did it suck. There was that miserable election, for one thing — in a world where Harry Reid survives but Russ Feingold loses (and don’t even get us started on his opponent) what hope for justice is there? Where is the sanity?

Also sucking this week: married people, Jacksonville culinary options and mass transit. Plus eggs. It’s enough to make you want to avoid the nightlife and stay in and take drugs until Monday starts the whole cycle over. Just take care of yourselves, okay? We’ll pull through it together. Oh, and remember: it’s time to turn back the clock.