Ladies Should Wear Make-Up

Hey ladies, do you want to snag a man? Of course you do, what a remarkably silly question. Anyway, here is something very important for you to know, from a study carried out “by scientists at Manchester University to mark the launch of QVC Beauty”: Dudes want you to wear bright red lipstick. Like a WHORE. Otherwise they will totally focus their attention on some other clown-faced trollop, and you’ll be spending Saturday night alone, watching TV, with your bland face marked only by tears.