Johnny Rotten Farts Man Out Of Expensive Airplane Seat

“He is a f**king nuisance. I was seated next to him on a flight and the whole trip he just kept farting. It was totally foul. He kept saying, ‘Oh, that wasn’t me’ or ‘The meal smells a bit off, don’t you think?’ He drove me insane.”
 — Jamiroquoi frontman Jay Kay complains about Johnny Rotten’s antics during a flight the two shared to Australia. Rotten’s gas passing was apparently so severe that Kay was forced to retreat to economy class. [Via]