Everyone Outside Now
Okay, listen to me, this is so going to be worth it: Stop what you’re doing and go outside. Stand in a bright spot. Light up a cigarette. Inhale. Turn your face to the sun. Breathe deeply and tell yourself everything is going to be okay. Trust me on this: It is completely goddamn delightful out there right now, so I promise you will totally be able to convince yourself that things will be fine. This should also work without the cigarette, but it probably won’t be as satisfying. See you back here in ten minutes!