Brief Verse Inspired By Recent Penile Enlargement Spam

It’s very beautiful!
When you have a big penis!
It’s the kind of thing that makes a fellow proud!

It’s quite alluring!
When you have a big penis!
There’s a joy to knowing how well you’re endowed!

Life’s full of splendor!
When you have a big penis!
For the privilege some would tender any price!

It’s rather splendid!
When you have a big penis!
But it’s probably more important to be nice!