This New Monkey Is Freaking Adorable

Okay, this is not an actual picture of the new monkey per se. It’s a Photoshop job “based on a Yunnan snub-nosed monkey and the carcass of the newly discovered species” by one Dr. Thomas Geissmann. The monkey “sports almost entirely black fur, a long tail, and an upturned nose which” — get ready for this, because you are just gonna go “AWWWWWW” — “makes it sneeze when it rains.” Unfortunately for the monkey, its habitat is “in the way” of a dam project in Myanmar. You know the phrase “one monkey don’t stop no show?” In Myanmar they say that about people. Whole villages of them. So goodbye, new monkey, it was nice briefly knowing you.