The Psychic Octopus Conspiracy

“Far from being a simple cephalopod that got lucky on a 256–1 chance of predicting eight two-option outcomes in a row (matches at the 2010 World Cup), it turns out Paul was / is a publicity stunt for a global entertainment conglomerate, the Merlin Entertainments Group (MEG). The biggest single shareholders in MEG are Blackstone (one-time favoured financiers of the former Liverpool owner, Tom Hicks), while until recently another stockholder in MEG was Dubai International Capital, former bidders for Liverpool.”
 — Man, you have no idea just how far the psychic octopus conspiracy goes.