The Continuum of Feminism, Explained, via Long Analogy Involving Planes

“According to this theory, we can imagine each woman’s life as a long plane ride. It is cramped, it is full of obnoxious strangers, and the snacks are always disappointing. Also, there are sexists in it. Flying it! Giving safety instructions in it! Handing out disappointing snacks! Pre-feminism is the point at which the woman comes to think, ‘you know, I think maybe the arrangements on this plane are unfair? Maybe even sexist?’ Feminism is the point at which she realizes, ‘holy shit! This plane is full of sexism!’ And then there is the ‘post-feminist’ stage of life, during which the woman announces to all and sundry, ‘I AM SICK OF ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING SEXISM ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.’ Also, she gains the power to extend jokes several years past their natural life span.”
-Warning: this link contains no nudity and yet also gross and graphic sexual imagery.