Spoilsport Smartypants Ruins Chupacabra Story For Everyone

Damn you, Science! You’ve killed our dreams! “Halloween stories about the ghostly ‘chupacabra’ circulate every year, but now scientists have solved the mystery surrounding this legendary animal. Instead of being vicious, fanged creatures that supposedly drink the blood of livestock, chupacabras turn out to be wild dogs inflicted with a deadly form of mange, according to University of Michigan biologist Barry OConnor.”