Some See The Glassing As Half Empty

“Liquid was deliberately thrown but the glass accidentally travelled through the air due to the glass having been made wet.”
 — Knifecrime Island defense attorney Stuart Driver argues that his client, “soccer badboy Andy Carroll,” did not intend to glass a man at a Newcastle nightclub, but was merely attempting to throw his drink at him when the glass slipped from his hand, slicing open a spot above the victim’s eye. Carroll plead to common assault and was fined £1,000.