NFL Team Names as Positions of Copulation (In Order Of Sexiness)

by The Awl October 28, 2010

by Abe Sauer

32) The Bill

31) The Brown

30) The Packer

29) The Cardinal

28) The Dolphin

27) The Patriot

26) The Bengal

25) The Raven

24) The Falcon

23) The Charger

22) The Steeler

21) The Eagle

20) The Jet

19) The Jaguar

18) The Raider

17) The Giant

16) The Redskin

15) The Seahawk

14) The Panther

13) The Chief

12) The Lion

11) The Viking

10) The Colt

9) The Texan

8) The Bear

7) The Saint

6) The Cowboy

5) The Bronco

4) The Buccaneer

3) The Ram

2) The 49er

1) The Titan

Abe Sauer has more than football on his mind.