Gentleman Persists In Making Uncharitable Remarks About Scale Of Colleague's Endowment

This is too amazing to mar with any kind of comment, so I will just get out of the way: “KEITH RICHARDS has reignited a row with MICK JAGGER — by claiming the singer has a tiny WILLY. The ROLLING STONES pair fell out in 2005 when the guitarist first said Sir Mick had a ‘small c**k’. Keith, 66, was forced to publicly apologise. Now he says Sir Mick’s ex MARIANNE FAITHFULL ‘had no fun with Mick’s tiny todger’.”