Choosing a Law Firm Career Based on the Availability of Hot Lesbian Coworkers

Here is a sort-of handy guide for young lady lawyers interested in joining firms with other hot women. Sort of! Notes a spoilsport: “This is going to sound crazy, but I find it hard to objectify women once they start talking. Once they open their mouths, I care about things like ‘what they are saying’ and ‘whether or not I agree.’ Women I agree with, I find attractive.” Also the real answer seems to be Cravath.