America's Top Ten Least Pageview-Garnering Cities

Using a complicated algorithm which takes into account hugely-popular Internet lists like the 10 Worst Places to Live in America and America’s Smartest (and Dumbest) Cities and American Cities Ranked by Size of Men’s Schlongs, we can determine: which are America’s very least interesting, most inoffensive, most averagely endowed, least pageview-garnering cities?

They are, in no particular order:

Indianapolis.

Charlotte.

Oxnard.

Seattle.

Port St. Lucie.

Milwaukee.

Louisville.

Raleigh.

Rancho Cucamonga.

Fort Collins.

This is science. You literally cannot argue with this. These cities defy Internet interest.