15 Bands I Will Probably Not See At CMJ This Year, Based Solely On Their Names

by The Awl October 18, 2010

by Tyler Coates

GAY FOR PAY FOR JOHNNY DEPP

15. Wakey Wakey

14. The Twees

13. Skeet Skeet

12. Penguin Prison

11. Penguin Penguin

10. Oh Snap!

9. Mantyhose

8. Le Divorce

7. Jenifer Convertible

6. Gringo Star

5. Gay For Johnny Depp

4. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

3. COOLRUNNINGS

2. Care Bears on Fire

1. AIDS Wolf

Tyler Coates moved to New York City to enjoy the majesty of it all.