You're Why Doggy Drinks

“And we’ll put the shot glass and the X-ray photo in a frame and put it up on the wall where he can see it — I hope it reminds him of alcohol abuse.”
-The owner of Billy, a dog in Australia who “had to undergo emergency surgery after downing a shot — glass and all — at a party in Australia.” Billy “knocked back the shot of Jagermeister when his owner was on holiday and his dog-sitting housemates decided to throw a party.”