'White Collar' Is For All Your Very Passive Viewing Needs

I had never heard of this thing! Apparently millions have? “’White Collar,’ which pretends to be a TV show on USA but is basically a menswear showcase with a general fetish for finely made things. It’s about an extremely handsome and rakish art thief/con man who winds up working with the FBI to solve crimes similar to the ones he committed, and has to wear really, really nice clothes in order to look better than his FBI partner, who is supposed to seem more drab but wears pretty decent suits himself, and is reassuringly manly in a sort of middle-aged Harrison Ford kind of way. (Sometimes the handsome thief Goes Too Far by involving a bad hat or trying something over-the-top with his ties or trouser/jacket pairings.) I’d estimate that about 40% of my viewings of this show are accompanied by idly shopping for clothes online.” The world is so full of things to experience!