What Is Mark Zuckerberg Planning???

Facebook being up and down is so upsetting that even the bloggers of Biggest Blog Ever, the New York Times, are a-blogging about it! (The latest word from their blog: “nobody knows.”) It is obvious to me, as a full-time Internet technician, that Facebook is currently in a process we call “birthing.” The site is clearly struggling and straining to extrude a giant new product. But what is it? Is it a telephone? Is it a ham radio? Is it a ham sandwich? IS IT A CLONE ARMY? What will Facebook amaze us with next? However will I spend my time waiting to find out?