Victory! Our Child Porn-Loving Government Getting Smaller Every Day!

“The total number of unemployed people rose to 14.86 million in August from 14.59 million in July”-that’s because the government is shrinking! More of those “census” jobs went way, 114,000 of them, and also 10,000 more non-federal government jobs. Great! “The number of people out of work for 27 weeks” is now only 6.2 million. Also, we know where they could cut some more jobs! At the Defense Department, which allows its employees to purchase kiddie porn online without fear of prosecution! It’s understandable, since we all know that Barack Obama’s native culture encourages the sexual abuse of children. (The President is an Afghan Muslim, you see, and therefore not the valid commander-in-chief.) Have a great Labor Day weekend everyone, even if Labor Day was college-girl-marrying Senate-vetoer Grover Cleveland’s way of appeasing the unions. At least President Cleveland knew Hawaii should never be a state-which, if you think about it, since it didn’t used to be a state, that basically means Obama isn’t a real citizen anyway even if he was born there. Which he wasn’t. Think about that at your gay water polo pool party this weekend.