Two More Good Reasons To Not Move To LA

How could this go wrong? Los Angeles is installing new solar-powered parking meters! They are so reliable apparently that the city is rescinding its policy of not ticketing cars at broken meters. Got it? They never break, so when they do actually break, you’ll now get a ticket for parking in that space. Also they have outlawed smoking in Santa Monica on residential balconies as of today. Everyone back in the car, smoking with the windows rolled up. To your health!