Time to Bone Up on Mike Pence

Mike Pence came out on top of a straw poll at the Values Voter Summit over the weekend! Beating out Romney and Palin! He is of the House of Representatives, from Indiana. He has a mildly intelligible Twitter, seems well-connected, is deep on the absolutely outlandish party line about the fake “raising taxes” thing,” is scandal-free, fairly to the right, extremely Christian and apparently not a homosexual! Meet your new president, America!