The New Normal In Lardassery

Yes, this is the same gut from yesterday. You think I have all morning to sit around looking for images of fat people? There's bear videos and glassing stories to be found. Deal with it.

“A survey conducted by Harris Healthcare and HealthDay asked respondents to provide their body-mass index, or BMI, which is a ratio of height to weight. They then asked them to evaluate which weight stage they were in. The results showed a lack of self-awareness about one’s weight. Thirty percent of those measuring in the overweight class said they were in a normal weight, and 70 percent of obese respondents said they were only overweight. Sixty percent of morbidly obese respondents said they were merely obese.” Also, they all think they can be millionaires. Don’t let anyone say that this country has lost its optimism. We eat optimism for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and fourthmeal!