The Awl Voter Guide For September 14, 2010

Seriously, go out there and vote against this guy

Here are our endorsements for today’s primary elections: Voters in New York Senate District 33 should cast their ballots for Gustavo Rivera, who is running on the immensely worthy platform of not being Pedro Espada Jr. Voters who live outside of New York Senate District 33-a group which, funnily enough, includes Pedro Espada Jr.-should feel free to vote for whomever they like, because with these crazy Scantron ballots they’ve got now the odds that your ballot will actually be registered correctly are about 50–50.