Portly Monkey Goes To Marshmallow Rehab

“A South African has become so fat on her diet of marshmallows that she’s been taken to England to lose weight…. Oshine, the animal, arrived at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Center in southern England last week, the center announced on Twitter. ‘We have a new arrival, very large & orange!’ the center said September 1 — but kept details close to its chest. A day later, it said she was settling in well. ‘Our new orange lady has spent the day in the nursery playroom today, she’s doing really well but we have a long way to go, she is obese!’”

This was probably inevitable. I mean, that I would post this clip, not the whole “orangutan to fat camp” thing. Although thank God that happened, because, really, you have no idea how hacked off I am with this day. Also, way to bodysnark, Monkey World Ape Rescue Center Twitter account maintainer. That poor gorilla probably feels terrible about herself now.