Man Smokes His Way To Century Mark

Let’s hear it for a real hero and inspiration: “A CHAIN smoking pensioner has celebrated his 100th birthday despite puffing on nearly 300,000 cigarettes — and glugging a glass of whisky a day. Old soldier Arthur — who survived being blown up by a grenade in the Second World War — claims the key to his longevity is doing what everyone tells him not to.” Many happy returns, you magnificent bastard!