Ladies, Set Your Phasers to Stunned Level 3 (Mild to Moderate Outrage)

Our Lady Correspondent: “Um, here’s what a Redskins running back said: “Earlier Tuesday in a radio interview, Portis said it’s almost certain that a female reporter ‘is gonna want somebody” when she goes into an NFL locker room.” Sigh.

The Awl: Oh no.

Our Lady Correspondent: Can you believe that shit?

The Awl: ….

Our Lady Correspondent: This is going to be Jezebel’s 9/11… if they ever hear about it.