Jersey Mayhem: Man Uses Domestic Animal To Commit Domestic Abuse

“Hoboken police were dispatched to the 300 block of Marshall Dr., and a 20-year-old Jersey City woman was crying and told police that her boyfriend punched her a few times and hit her with a ‘feline cat,’ reports said. She said she had pain to her lower back and the back of her head, reports said.”
–Wow. I’ve been surprised at the lack of mayhem in the Garden State lately. I was thinking maybe the rest of state’s residents had thrown in the towel ’til Snooki moved to Hollywood for good. But yesterday, in Jersey City, a man was arrested for attacking a woman with a cat. The Jersey Journal

report ends with this, “Police did not know the whereabouts or the condition of the cat. The victim did not immediately respond to inquiries about the cat.”