Father Gives Daughter Birthday Gift Of Resentment-Based Vegetarianism

“Happy birthday, Autumn. I love you, and I hope you enjoy your Chick-fil-A.”
— Montgomery, Ill., resident Ron Hubbard, who skipped out on his daughter’s birthday in order to wait out in a parking lot and score a year’s supply of chicken, biscuits, and other fixins from a freshly opened Chik-fil-A in nearby Aurora. The newest outpost of the closed-on-Sundays fast-food emporium is the first in Chicagoland proper; it opened at 6 a.m. CT today.