Fat Men Do It Until The Pizza Finally Shows Up

I want to thank all of you who sent me the link to this Australian report claiming that fat men last longer in the sack than their more fit penis-having compatriots. I’m really thrilled that when you see something about being overweight and having sex you immediately think of me. Anyway, here’s the Science.

Men with high fat levels were found to have higher levels of the female sex hormone oestradiol, which disrupts the chemical balance in their body, making them last longer during sex.

The survey’s results found fat men could last an average of 7.3 minutes during love making, while others only lasted 1.8 minutes.

Normally I would suggest that you take all this with a grain of salt, but as a fat guy who will go all night just to make you scream and claw I’m just going to suggest that you just take it. Because it is so so true.