Discovery HQ Being Evacuated: Man Demands "Stop All Shows Glorifying Human Birthing"

“A man with what appears to be an explosive device has taken at least one hostage at the Discovery Communications building in downtown Silver Spring, Montgomery County Police said.” According to an NBC producer Twitter: “The gunman at Discovery is on the phone with NBC in New York.” (Also, according to that Twitter: he may be an “ecoterrorist.”) Oh my: People are saying this is his list of demands: “MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!” Too bad these are his terrible (alleged!) tactics, he’s got some good things to say. (Uh sort of.) Anyway, he is suspected to be James Jay Lee, Discovery channel chief protester. Everyone should be reminded that pretty much nothing is as of yet confirmed.