David Sedaris on Fans

“I was in Fargo and this woman left after the reading and came later to get a book signed and she had a little plastic container, and she had gone home, and it was a plastic container of breast milk, and she wanted me to sign the container. And I said, ‘Can I smell it?’ And she said sure and lifted up the lid and she looked at me and said, ‘We both know where this is going.’ And I said, ‘We do.’ I didn’t drink all of it. I just had to taste it, you know?”
–David Sedaris is still pretty punk in his own way.