Bear Might Want To Get That Sleep Apnea Checked Out

Why are bears moving into areas where humans live? Because they’re running out of space, says the guy from the news. Why they’re running out of space is a whole other issue, but never mind all that-at about two-and-a-half minutes into this video you will hear a tranquilized bear snore. And this bear snores like a motherfucker. This bear snores in a way to corresponds almost directly to descriptions I’ve heard of my own snoring. I’ve wondered all my life why I have such an obsession with bears, but I think I just got a little bit closer to cracking the case: I am the bear and the bear is me.