Alcohol Makes You More Attractive To Dummy Chasers

Bite me, Science! “[A]ccording to a working paper from the University of Michigan’s Scott Rick and the University of Pennsylvania’s Maurice Schweitzer, just holding a glass of alcohol makes you look stupid. It does not matter if you’re male or female, or whether you drink beer or wine — if people see you drinking, they think you’re dumber than you’d otherwise appear.” Incidentally, it is 4:50. In about ten minutes I am going to look like a frigging imbecile.