Why We Must Allow Gay Space Aliens To Marry Same-Sex Robots

“The battle for the right of same-sex couples to be married is, in the extremely long view, a fight for recognition as persons. Whether aliens, robots, uplifted animals, or cloned Neanderthals will be the first non-humans to demand rights, I don’t know; however, I do know that it is not a matter of if, but when. I just hope by then we have moved beyond mere human rights.”
-If “The Sci-Fi Explanation of Why Gay People Must Be Allowed to Marry” does not convince you on this issue than there is nothing that will.