Who Is Britain's Most Disgusting Woman?

Look out, lady who dumped a cat in a garbage bin, the race to be the most reviled person on Knifecrime Island just got a little more competitive. Step forward Wendy Lewis, urinator and sex-act performer.

A VILE drunk who was dubbed the “most disgusting woman in Britain” for urinating and performing a sex act on a war memorial cheated jail today — to the fury of ex-servicemen gathered outside the court.

Wendy Lewis, 32, was given a 15-week sentence suspended for a year after a court heard how she had desecrated the memory of fallen heroes.

The Sun calls her a yob, and the Mail asks if she is half of “Britain’s vilest couple” after her boyfriend “managed to further offend the former soldiers by performing a Nazi salute and yelling pro-IRA abuse at them.” Still, the full tragedy of this case is expressed most succinctly by the Mirror headline: “War tribute pee woman Wendy Lewis escapes jail.” (The Mirror also clarifies that the sex act was performed on a man, not on the war memorial itself, in case you were unsure.) “When you urinated on the memorial you desecrated on their memory. You brought shame on yourself and you brought shame on the town,” Lewis was told by the presiding judge. True enough. But is it enough shame to top the cat-binning lady? Only time will tell.