Whereabouts of Roger Clemens Reported In Hour-by-Hour Slo-Mo

This shocking New York Post exposé this morning reveals that 6’4″ 240-pounder Roger Clemens ate a big sandwich, a big salad and orange juice at a courthouse! And then he went and played some golf, using “burnt orange” balls, reveals the Daily News! In between those events, he pleaded not guilty to lying to Congress and some things and was allowed to retain his passport, reveals the Washington Post. Later, AP will report from their urinal-cam.