We're Winning for Jesus Against Big Government and Socialist Firefighters!

All these firehouses in America are just another symptom of bloated government. Putting out fires is something Americans have been doing for themselves for centuries. And lest we forget, Jesus Christ welcomes us with fire! 2 Kings 6:17! “And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha”! God wants us to have fires-whole chariots of them. And God wants us to not have unions, and that is why we are getting the lazy firefighters to abandon and reduce their pensions. Why would we pay each of our lazy retired firefighters literally tens of thousands of dollars a year to do nothing when they are in their fifties? (Proverbs 19:15! “An idle soul shall suffer hunger”!) Brave Philadelphia, Baltimore and even Godless San Diego are leading the way, with their “rolling brownouts” of fire department closures. They’re teaching America to proudly fight its own fires or die trying! Next up: finishing off those controlling government street lights. And then the traffic signals! Also why isn’t the postal service free? Why do these teachers want to make so much money? WHY ARE THEY PAINTING THESE LINES ON THE ROAD THAT TELL ME WHERE TO DRIVE?