Ty-D-Bol Man Drops Anchor

Actor Dan Resin, whose authoritative, no-nonsense approach to his craft lent a substantial amount of credibility to his most challenging role-that of yachtsman condemned by shadowy forces he could not comprehend to spend the rest of his days motoring around a commode and advocating for environmental improvements therein-has died at the age of 79. He also played Dr. Beeper in Caddyshack. It would probably be too easy to end on a line like, “Resin will be buried at sea,” but when else am I going to get that chance? He was the freakin’ Ty-D-Bol man, for God’s sake, we will not see his like again. Anyway. Resin will be buried at sea.