The Zeitgeist Is Semeny

Perhaps chastened after being called out for their extremely questionable behavior last year, the folks at New York magazine are going to great lengths to establish ownership over the potential nickname for the 2010 sweaty season, which they are close to declaring the Summer of Semen. This appellation has apparently been inspired by the story of Michael Lallana, a California man arrested yesterday for “allegedly jerking off into a female co-worker’s water bottle, sickening her.” This story is creepy and gross, and I feel absolutely terrible about this, but this is a blog, and we are required by law to end at least five posts a month this way, so here goes: Have you ever been sickened after ingesting someone else’s semen? Tell us in the comments!