Soon Famous Fuck Guide Will Be Coming Out Your Ears

And now to the world of publishing: “It is the world’s most famous sex manual, but the Kama Sutra has always had a flaw: it is impossible to follow the instructions while keeping the book propped open. Now an enterprising British publisher has solved the problem by releasing a new version of the Indian guide as an audiobook.” Apparently this is the first time an audio version of the text has been recorded, which seems unlikely, but whatever: it’s read by actress Tanya Franks (boozy slag Karen in the phenomenal “Pulling”), so, you know, yes please.