So Daddy Drinks A Little. So What?

Q. “I’m an alcoholic. Help me feel comfortable with my alcohol intake. On average, I figure I consume about 25 units of alcohol per week. I can remember the last day I didn’t have a drink. It was six months ago and I was on antibiotics…. Is it reasonable to keep drinking like this given that I’m productive and it makes me happy”?

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(Photo by Simon Pearson.)